I was going through a list of the things people search for that lead them to my blog. The list is, well, entertaining to say the least.
So, here we go with some of the more colorful ones:
1. Author for book on how to molest children
This one could seem a tad bit creepy if you haven’t been by here before, but it is relevant. Check out the post I wrote titled: Man Sells How to Molest Children Book on Amazon.Com for more information on this search.
2. Poppa John’s Eyeliner.
Uh….? I have no idea. I do love me some Papa John’s Pizza & I do wear eyeliner. And I’m sure that I’ve worn eyeliner while eating Papa John’s Pizza. But I have never blogged about either of them.
3. Spanish mommy momi papi
I wish I was a Spanish mommy!
4. She speaks Spanish?
Why yes I do…or I used to. But now my Spanish brain is rotting, I must start practicing ASAP!
5. Mother Teresa monologue
I’m definitely no Mother Teresa. Quite the opposite…have you read this post?! The day I was the world’s biggest B
Why thank you! But I’m pretty sure they were referring to the blog design I did called “Diaries of a Supermom Diva.”
Have no idea why a search for movie information would lead them to my site, cause I’m not famous, not rich, & have no acting portfolio unless a lame high school play counts?
8. sp vlog girls boarding school
Seriously? I have no idea what in the heck this is supposed to mean, but it sounds dirty.
9. dave ramsey tsp l funds
And last but not least…..
10. momdot i touch phone a cowboys wife
I have absolutely NOTHING to say to this search what.so.ever. I just….don’t understand it at all.