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I was going through a list of the things people search for that lead them to my blog. The list is, well, entertaining to say the least.
So, here we go with some of the more colorful ones:
1. Author for book on how to molest children
This one could seem a tad bit creepy if you haven’t been by here before, but it is relevant. Check out the post I wrote titled: Man Sells How to Molest Children Book on Amazon.Com for more information on this search.
2. Poppa John’s Eyeliner.
Uh….? I have no idea. I do love me some Papa John’s Pizza & I do wear eyeliner. And I’m sure that I’ve worn eyeliner while eating Papa John’s Pizza. But I have never blogged about either of them.
3. Spanish mommy momi papi
I wish I was a Spanish mommy!
4. She speaks Spanish?
Why yes I do…or I used to. But now my Spanish brain is rotting, I must start practicing ASAP!
5. Mother Teresa monologue
I’m definitely no Mother Teresa. Quite the opposite…have you read this post?! The day I was the world’s biggest B
6. Supermom
Why thank you! But I’m pretty sure they were referring to the blog design I did called “Diaries of a Supermom Diva.”
7. IMBD.com
Have no idea why a search for movie information would lead them to my site, cause I’m not famous, not rich, & have no acting portfolio unless a lame high school play counts?
8. sp vlog girls boarding school
Seriously? I have no idea what in the heck this is supposed to mean, but it sounds dirty.
9. dave ramsey tsp l funds
*blank stares*
And last but not least…..
10. momdot i touch phone a cowboys wife
I have absolutely NOTHING to say to this search what.so.ever. I just….don’t understand it at all.
I had someone find my blog by searching "naked game new" They must have been suprised when they found a blog post about my almost 2 year old's game of running around the house with her pants off.
How random! Some of those are definitely complimentary (supermom… hello!!) but wow there are some weird people out there!
That is hilarious. It is amazing some of the things that will lead people to your blog.
lol…I wonder what they were expecting to see when they came to your blog.
daddy panties?! haha
I wish the kitchen weebles would clean up the mess afterwards! Our dishwasher is still broken & I have cups just stacked everywhere on the counters. It's not fun! lol
I do it 2 ways, either on alexa.com (have them run a site audit on your blog & then they will pull up all the info after a few days) or install google analytics on your blog & after a few days the searches will show up. If there's another way to do it I have no idea. :/ http://www.google.com/analytics/ or http://www.alexa.com….it's a lot of fun!
I heart Papa John's Pizza. It's my fav-I have my online account all set up & it saves my favorite orders. So yummy!
haha no kidding!
hilarious, especially the last one. What are you touching!?!