I’d really, really, really like to thank you for shutting down to do “maintenance” for THREE days last week. I’d especially like to thank you for shutting down & then not telling all the wonderful bloggers that help make you so successful that their blogs were going to go bye-bye. Why do I thank you?
That would be because sooo many amazing bloggers hired me to transfer their blogs over to WordPress that I don’t know if the blogosphere will ever be the same again! It’s going to be even more awesome!
Dear Employee at Walmart that mistook me for a cashier,
Yes, I know, I know, there is nothing wrong with being a cashier at Walmart. Except, my parents spent waaay too much money on my two bachelors, one in a foreign language, for me to be making minimum wage (now I make nothing as a SAHM, jokes on them! :)) And I know that I looked like crap in my tshirt & jeans & fro’d out hair. But next time…oh whatever. I’ll shower next time I go out in public.
Dear Blogging Friends,
Thank you for giving me a reason to look forward to checking my email every morning. I LOVE all the comments you leave me on my posts everyday. And even better than that? Thank you for all the awesome posts you write every day! What do I love to check as much as my email? Google Reader!
Dear Sand Throwing Toddler,
Do you not realize that I just bought you the sand & I just filled up your sand box. I carried 7 very, very heavy bags of wet sand 3 times to get your box all nice & fun. Then as I laid down the visqueen under the sand box, you whizzing all over said visqueen before I could pour the sand in there was a nice little touch. And in less than 10 minutes I thought it was absolutely amazing that you managed to throw almost an entire bag’s worth of sand out of your box.
I appreciate even more that you thought sand should be dumped all over my iphone. That rocked. Not.
Dear Wonderful People who hire me to make their blogs beautiful,
I really think it’s awesome that you think I am talented enough to make your blog even more amazing. I absolutely am in awe that you trust me with such a task! I know how important a blog is to a person & for me to be the person that gets to be a part of making it more awesome & exciting for you? Well, that just makes my day!
And, I love how awesomely patient you are with me when I have a sick kid, sick husband, or birthday party to plan with a ton of people coming to my house & my house looks like crap so I’m cleaning like a psycho lady. You all rock!