I feel sorry for you that you are such a booty-head baby hater! I’m also really sorry that my 11 month old was banging a spoon on the table for maybe 10 seconds before I could get a hold of it & give him something less loud to be distracted with–if he hadn’t been banging the spoon the alternative would have been screaming–which would you prefer?
And it’s not like we were fine dining, it was 11:30 in the morning, at lunch, in a hole in the wall restaurant with more pot holes in the parking lot than menu options. Your stink-eye, go to hell looks were totally unneccessary & not appreciated. And I saw your adult jackhole offspring sitting at the table with you, also giving me stink-eye, go to hell looks. I guarantee you that 30 years ago he was equally as loud as my child (though never as cute) and you have just forgotten what it is like to have a baby.
So my dear jackhole, I thank you for giving me blog material & for teaching me patience. I also hope that you find happiness & peace in your old age & that you don’t piss off the wrong mama. You should be grateful that I kept my mouth shut & didn’t hurl the spoon at the back of your hairless head–I was very tempted–I just decided to completely rip you a new one in the blogosphere muahaha.
The Mama Bear @ Mommy Monologues
And why wouldn’t you want to eat lunch with this preciousness?!!!
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