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Dear Jennifer Aniston,

09/02/2010 by Kate P. 31 Comments

I need to be your best friend.

I know, I don’t even have half of a quarter of your $80 million net wealth and our friendship would mostly rely on your either A) Sitting at my house that is probably the size of a small bathroom at your California mansion or B) Me freeloading off you for fun lunches, dinners, nights out, & fun family vacays.

But I swear I have a lot to offer! I can recite to you every.single.line you ever said in all 10 seasons of Friends. I could most definitely kick your little booty at the Friends trivia game (no one has beat me yet!) I can tell you fun little facts that you don’t even remember about Rachel, like she wore Chanel 5, her middle name is Karen, & she has 2 sisters, her dad is a doctor, & rumor has it that she has a teeny weeny.

I can even forgive the fact that you smoke. I would still be your friend & I pretty much refuse to even shake hands with people who are smokers for fear that by merely touching them I will contract cancer cells that will fly straight to my lungs & kill me dead.on.the.spot.

Go ahead and invite Courtney over too! But I will warn you whatever friendship you have with her will be long gone once you realize just how wonderful I am! We are destined to be friends, it’s true, the voices in my head told me so.

Oh please Jennifer Aniston, pleeeaaase Jennifer Anniston. I swear if we are best friends I will not call you by your first and last name as so many psychotic fantabulous fans do. I will act completely normal, I PROMISE!

Just think about it!

Your crazy, insane, should be institutionalized BFF,
Kate

And no, I don’t have this picture framed, on my bedside table.

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I'm a Spanish speaking, supper cooking, sporadic house cleaning, sometimes swearing, to do list making, stroller pushing, diaper changing, SAHM & skin care selling, God fearing, church going, independently thinking, family loving, not always perfect, hooked on blogging, husband loving, health food nut & junk food junkie, first & now second time mommy. Welcome to my world.

Comments

  1. Rebekah says

    09/02/2010 at 5:05 am

    I love this! My husband and I watch Friends all the time. We have all the seasons and the trivia game.

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  2. Maxabella says

    09/02/2010 at 6:18 am

    Oh, go on, admit that you have that very picture framed on your bedside table. Admit it!! x

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  3. Cecelia Winesap says

    09/02/2010 at 12:26 pm

    Yeah you totally have that picture by your bed! 🙂

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  4. Emily says

    09/02/2010 at 3:31 pm

    Kate…I think I might be able to beat you at Friends trivia! We should have a tournament sometime!

    P.S. I love your blog! It's so fun!

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  5. gringationcancun says

    09/02/2010 at 3:40 pm

    Oh my gosh she is soooo my BFF in my head! Love her! The 4 of us should totally hang out.. you, me, Jenn and Courtney!

    (btw, I love Courtney even more since Cougartown. HILARIOUS.)

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  6. Kelli says

    09/02/2010 at 4:01 pm

    I love her too and LOVE Friends…absolutely my all-time favorite show. Loved this post.

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  7. Joey @ Big Teeth and Clouds says

    09/02/2010 at 4:06 pm

    When did you meet Jennifer Aniston? Wait a minute… did you use photoshop to make that?

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  8. Laura@Cowboy Boots says

    09/02/2010 at 4:14 pm

    haha…that is soooo something i would say too about ______whoever my flavor of the month celeb chick is.

    i esp liked the…'when i'm freeloading lunches' i mean hellooooo they are the richer of the 2 of us! haha

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  9. liz says

    09/02/2010 at 4:19 pm

    alright, so the letter to her was awesome enough, but then I get to the photo!!! you're hysterical, kate!!

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  10. Sherri says

    09/02/2010 at 4:24 pm

    You should TOTALLY have that photo framed…I mean, if you really don't already.

    You probably could beat her at the trivia game!

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  11. theworkinghousewife says

    09/02/2010 at 4:46 pm

    I love Friends! Though I probably would not be able to beat you at the Trivia game either.. haha. And Jennifer Aniston is my favorite character too.. well her and Chandler. I have a soft-spot for nerdy boys! lol.
    Love your letter, stopped by from Mama Kat's.

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  12. Tarunita says

    09/02/2010 at 5:14 pm

    Awesome letter!
    Thanks for sharing!

    http://dwivedi2326.blogspot.com/2010/09/my-childhood-fear.html

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  13. Cheryl says

    09/02/2010 at 5:14 pm

    I don't know if i could get past the smoking. That, and she's way too fit. I would be forced to go on the Zone diet or whatever it is she does (besides smoking) to stay skinny. And I like food way too much!

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  14. Keagan says

    09/02/2010 at 5:48 pm

    Just stopping by from Mamakat's. I have to admit I never watched Friends (gasp…I know), but I love Jennifer Aniston in all of her movies. The Breakup has to be one of my all time favorites…

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  15. mypamtasticlife.com says

    09/02/2010 at 6:07 pm

    Stopping by from Mama Kat's…

    Such a great letter! My post is about trying to get the Duggars to give her one of their J-named babies; I'm certain that you could be instrumental in that as her new BFF and all 🙂

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  16. staceysmotheringmoments says

    09/02/2010 at 6:34 pm

    I LOVE friends! And if you promise to be normal like Rachel promised Joey she would be normal around his Days friends, then I think you are good! LOL

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  17. Shelley says

    09/02/2010 at 6:46 pm

    I quoted Friends in my Writers Workshop post today! Haha!! I have all 10 seasons on DVD so I thoroughly enjoyed your post!! 🙂

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  18. Namzola says

    09/02/2010 at 6:57 pm

    Your post is hilarious! I'm sure Jenn thinks so too in a nervous-stalkerish way…

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  19. Jackie says

    09/02/2010 at 7:06 pm

    What a great letter!! LOL!
    I think she should be your friend and take you on great vacations!!

    Stopping by from Mama Kat's!

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  20. Val @ The Village of Moms says

    09/02/2010 at 7:56 pm

    Thanks for making me smile today. It was funny. BTW, you need to work on the spelling of her last name if you are going to be her BFF. The title and the post have 2 different spellings. That could possibly ruin your chances with her.

    Reply
  21. Tylaine says

    09/02/2010 at 10:25 pm

    Hi Kate,
    Found your blog through mama kat's. It's fabulous! Hillarious letter. 🙂

    Reply
  22. pegbur7 says

    09/03/2010 at 1:02 am

    Boy, you do know a lot about Friends. I have the boxed set and I didn't know all that stuff! LOL

    Stopping by from Mama Kat's

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  23. Nikki says

    09/03/2010 at 1:24 am

    Great letter!! Friends is by far my most favorite show. We have all 10 seasons and DVR every episode on tv. I watch at least 3 episodes a day…we always have it on in the background. My almost one year old loves the theme song and whenever it comes on she is completely mesmerized by the tv!!
    I do need to get the trivia game though!!!

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  24. MommaKiss says

    09/03/2010 at 2:12 am

    ahhhh, photo cropping at its finest. faboosh.

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  25. Single and Sane says

    09/03/2010 at 2:38 am

    Rachel's middle name was Karen? I'm impressed that you know that. You totally deserve to be best friends with Jen.

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  26. Cyrene says

    09/03/2010 at 3:28 am

    I still think Friends is one of the best ever. I've watched the 10 seasons over and over lol. Oh, and we also have that DVD game.

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    • Hati says

      01/12/2014 at 3:37 pm

      Your article was exneclelt and erudite.

      Reply
  27. Shelby Bukhenik says

    09/03/2010 at 3:51 am

    Jennifer Anniston is my most favorite person EVER! I love playing the trivia game while watching the episodes! My cousin beats us all the time because my memory is that of nemo (from finding nemo that is haha). She is AHMAZING!

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  28. romanticasianguy says

    09/03/2010 at 5:33 pm

    Nice post. It's so CUTE how so many girls can relate to Friends! I think it's a girl thing and I respect that:)

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  29. Emily says

    09/03/2010 at 7:18 pm

    I love it! Jennifer is one of my faves too, I love that we are the same age. I love the way she looks too, not exactly beautiful like Angelina Jolie, but she has a certain kind of beauty. I'm sorry, was that a bad comparison?

    Reply
  30. Coma Girl says

    09/03/2010 at 8:54 pm

    Haha! Loved the picture! And yes, that's completely normal.

    Reply

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