A. I live to drive my OCD husband nuts.
B. It’s a built in burglar system. Who needs ADT or Brinks Home Security when you have all kinds of
shit toys in the floor that are so hazardous they can be used to deter all criminal from ever breaking into the home. I don’t need a “Beware of Dog” sign, I need a “Beware of Child” sign.
C. When the kid dumps his food into the floor I just assume that if I leave the food there it’s so much easier to let the kid & dog eat off the floor. It cuts supper time in half. I mean seriously, I get tired of the hassle of feeding both of them. Next up, I’ll just tell Todd that from now on all meals will be served off the carpet.
D. I want someone to call DHS after seeing the hoarding mess I have. I’d LOVE to be that mom!
E. The terrible smell of diapers & rotting food in my floor will not only keep out above said criminals, but will also keep away people who really get on my nerves.
F. I put the “fun” in dysfunctional.
G. I figure that if it gets messy enough then I can go on a reality TV show.
H. I want my child to grow up ashamed of our house & afraid to bring his friends over. Remember how I told you that I don’t like kids? Keep those brats out of my house!
I. I would much rather ignore my house & do blog design.
Obviously, I’m joking about all of these. The truth is my 16 mo keeps me on my toes. I can spend all day cleaning and at the end of the day I have nothing to show for it. So I have given up, I have decided that I prefer to have food thrown all over the place. 🙂
How do you keep your house clean with little ones who are constantly trying to “help” you along the way?