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You Know You’re a Mom When…

07/07/2010 by Kate P. 22 Comments

It’s that time of the week again!

You Know You’re a Mom When:

You’re getting dressed to go out to lunch with your hubs & son. Said son is screaming like a banshee and clutching your leg as though he’s never going to see you again being very clingy while you’re trying to get ready. You grab the brand new, beautimus shirt your hubs bought for you while on his trip & you think you are looking “SMOKIN!” You make it to the restaurant & you’re struttin your stuff, yeah that’s right, you know you look good. You get up to go to the bathroom to wash your hands & BOOM! That’s when you notice 2 things about your shirt:
1. It’s see through. And you have on a navy blue bra. Maybe those peeps weren’t staring at you out of sheer jealousy because of your hotness, they’re staring at you because you’re shirt is SHEER! And now you’re the hooker in the see through shirt–Fan-flippin-tastic.
2. Not only is your shirt sheer, but it’s on INSIDE OUT! So now I’m a slut & an idiot. Double Fan-Flippin-tastic.

You’re grocery shopping & it has turned into the grocery store trip from hell. But you have to get this trip done because you have an empty fridge & pantry. So you’re going to suffer through it–the kid is throwing food out of the buggy, climbing up & down in his seat, screaming, he tore the grocery list into pieces & to top it all off people are getting pissed. If I were the kind of person who gave people the finger, yesterday would have been the day. It definitely did not go well.

It’s time for the baby to go to bed. But he’s so stinkin’ cute & you don’t want to him to because you’re having so much fun playing with him. That big grin & HUGE laugh are so contagious that every.single.worry instantly disappears!

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About Kate P.

I'm a Spanish speaking, supper cooking, sporadic house cleaning, sometimes swearing, to do list making, stroller pushing, diaper changing, SAHM & skin care selling, God fearing, church going, independently thinking, family loving, not always perfect, hooked on blogging, husband loving, health food nut & junk food junkie, first & now second time mommy. Welcome to my world.

Comments

  1. Hannah says

    07/07/2010 at 5:24 am

    It is so nice to hear you ended your day in a positive way! Funny how the day can all go the heck and in the end they give you a cute smile and it all melts away!

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  2. Allyson & Jere says

    07/07/2010 at 5:43 am

    Laughing, oh LAUGHING at the shirt debacle. How "delightful" to not only be sheer, but INSDIE OUT. I won't lie, I laughed right out loud. I trust you're cool enough that you pulled it off. hahaha

    As for the, the kids too cute to put down. Nope, I value bedtime WAY TOO MUCH! Cute or not…down they go. i guess I'm just a big fat meany.

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  3. Stephanie says

    07/07/2010 at 12:01 pm

    You're right – it's amazing how you can have the day from hell and then you get one smile or laugh and it all goes out the window!

    Glad your day ended up good!

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  4. Tennessee Mom says

    07/07/2010 at 1:40 pm

    I did something similar. The 4th of July with 20+ people at the house, I didn't realize til almost 10pm that I'd been trying to be the Hostess with the Mostest…with my pants on backwards.

    Lovin' your blog and I have an award for you at my place: http://bit.ly/ckoEHM

    Reply
  5. Melissa (Confessions of a Dr. Mom) says

    07/07/2010 at 2:00 pm

    Awww…so funny, so sad, so true. Going shopping has to be one of the hardest things to do with kids. Sorry it didn't go well yesterday. I admit, I often resort to some kind of bribery.

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  6. Hannah says

    07/07/2010 at 2:35 pm

    LOL!!!! Kate, I could not stop laughing. We have all been there at some point. I love your great attitude!

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  7. Mandy says

    07/07/2010 at 2:43 pm

    SOOOo funny! And oh how I feel for you! I have totally had days like this… well, maybe not inside out see through days, but close! 😉

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  8. Sherri says

    07/07/2010 at 3:24 pm

    You crack me up!! I could just picture the whole shirt thing….I rarely have anything new to wear, and could easily go out and about like that, bra showing and all! But I'm sure they were only looking because you were smokin' hot…just stick with that.

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    • Fresia says

      01/12/2014 at 7:45 am

      Awesome video! I honestly whetacd it at first to see if you really were homeless! I couldn’t imagine someone like you, especially with the way you grew up, being homeless! But I have to say that a few minutes into the video I was enthralled with your message and the person you are!

      Reply
  9. Mommy's Sippy Cup says

    07/07/2010 at 3:44 pm

    Oh Lord! Sooo been there!

    And Davis has a wonderful talent of being super fussy and as soon as I put him in bed, he stares at me and smiles. Then starts laughing. Melts my heart! And can't help but think,'really, now?!'

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  10. melodramamma says

    07/07/2010 at 6:06 pm

    YAY! You're back! Oh how I've missed you. Let's catch up on email.

    Reply
  11. Shelby Bukhenik says

    07/07/2010 at 8:28 pm

    haha isn't it amazing how much you can dislike and love your life all in the same day or couple of days!!

    Grocery store trips with a one year old is NOT fun! They want to touch EVERYTHING…I feel for you!

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  12. liz says

    07/07/2010 at 8:40 pm

    WOW! I'm sorry about all that. But I got a GOOD laugh from your "slut and an idiot" line!

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  13. gringationcancun says

    07/07/2010 at 9:46 pm

    2 words: Beige. Bra. Always works 🙂

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  14. ericka @ alabaster cow says

    07/08/2010 at 2:26 am

    i just don't wear any clothes anymore. works for me!!

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  15. Free2bMommy says

    07/08/2010 at 3:38 am

    Funny! I was laughing my big ass off at the slut and idiot part! Hey I love being able to laugh at myself! In hindsight its pretty hilarious…oh who are we kidding? It was hilarious at the moment of humiliation! hahaha!!

    As far as the grocery shopping….oh girl! I feel ya! I was imagining my trips to the store while reading your post!

    Dee

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  16. HRH Mommy says

    07/08/2010 at 3:56 am

    It sounds like you're describing something I would so. Hahaha!!!

    You have 2 awards waiting for you on my blog:
    http://mformommy.blogspot.com/2010/07/award-overwhelm.html

    Congrats!!

    Reply
  17. Amy says

    07/08/2010 at 6:07 am

    Oh, yeah, I've done the sheer shirt thing! Didn't realize it until much later.

    And I know what you mean about not wanting to put them to bed sometimes…

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  18. Maureen says

    07/08/2010 at 10:15 am

    OMG girl I'm laughing hard here. You're so good with words! The grocery shopping…oh we have some grocery shopping from hell too.

    Reply
  19. Arizona Mamma says

    07/08/2010 at 4:33 pm

    Wait a second…your husband didn't even say anything!?!

    Reply
  20. Chels... says

    07/09/2010 at 3:42 pm

    Mawww. No kids here, and sometimes those kind of stories scare me. But then I read the part about their cute laughing and playing with them, and my ovaries are raging once again. 😉

    Reply
  21. Lucy says

    07/11/2010 at 4:23 am

    Sometimes I miss my little girl when she's sleeping. Even when I desperately need the break 🙂 Btw, I just grabbed your button!

    Reply

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