• Facebook
  • Pinterest
  • Twitter
  • Instagram
  • RSS
  • Home
  • About
  • Best Of
  • Make Blogging Better
  • Motherhood
  • Contact

I fought the car & the car won!

06/01/2011 by Kate P. 28 Comments

The car hates me!

I was at friend’s house yesterday working on a site design for her new business (which I will be blogging about :)) & I went to put something in the car.

The next thing I know I’m standing by my car holding my head checking for blood & seeing a lot of black!

I wish you could have seen how big my friend & her husband’s eyes got when they saw my head! That’s when I knew it was swelling up huge!!! And that I was officially looking like a freak. *Enter the ice baggy*

I told Todd, he could start calling me the “Elepant Woman” (that joke was lost on him-please reference this link if it was lost on you too: The Elephant Man :))

I spent most of my day wondering how in the hades that darn door closed without me ever touching it! And then I spent most of my time just clutching my head totally confused. Granted, I’m usually confused, it doesn’t take a whop to the head to do that!

So…the next time you get in a fight with your car? Take note. The car is going to win.

So will your toddler. Mine headbutted me right in the ole goosebump. That felt good. Not.

Thank you for stopping by! I hope you like what you see & will subscribe to my blog via Email and/or visit my Facebook page so you can see all the posts! Or look for me on Twitter so we can chat!

Thank you so much for coming back to visit! If you've never left a comment, leave me one! I'd love to chat! Be sure to subscribe to the via Email and check out the Facebook page or find me on Twitter so we can keep chatting!

Past Posts You Are Guaranteed to Love:

  • I really don’t like the Similac ad
  • A 5 Year Old’s World
  • Arkansas Summer
  • Wow, is she 2 already???
  • Honest confessions about motherhood…

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: motherhood

About Kate P.

I'm a Spanish speaking, supper cooking, sporadic house cleaning, sometimes swearing, to do list making, stroller pushing, diaper changing, SAHM & skin care selling, God fearing, church going, independently thinking, family loving, not always perfect, hooked on blogging, husband loving, health food nut & junk food junkie, first & now second time mommy. Welcome to my world.

Comments

  1. Mom Went Crazy says

    06/01/2011 at 9:22 pm

    Oh my gosh!! Ouch. I hope you feel better! I think it’s the shame of having to walk around with a stamp on your head that says “my car kicked my ass!”
    Mom Went Crazy Most Recent Post…In which I burst out laughing

    Reply
  2. brittney says

    06/01/2011 at 9:40 pm

    Ouch!!! That looks like it hurts really bad!
    brittney Most Recent Post…Baileys birthday party

    Reply
  3. doreen says

    06/01/2011 at 9:51 pm

    I am just getting over a 2 year battle with post concussive syndrome. If you feel dizzy; sick to your stomach or are forgetting silly things please see your doctor immediately.
    I’m sure you just wanted to kick the car!

    Reply
  4. Bruna says

    06/01/2011 at 11:06 pm

    Ouch! That bump on your head looks like it really hurt:(

    Reply
  5. Heather @ Life as we know it... says

    06/01/2011 at 11:21 pm

    OMG! That’s horrible! & a little hilarious the way you tell the story!
    Heather @ Life as we know it… Most Recent Post…Tater Tot Thursday!

    Reply
  6. Kimberly says

    06/02/2011 at 2:14 am

    Oh my goodness! That looks like it hurts!
    Kimberly Most Recent Post…Enough of the Stuff

    Reply
  7. Rhi says

    06/02/2011 at 4:11 am

    Oh my god that looks awful! Hope you’re ok and the swelling goes down soon!

    Visit The Other Side Of Cool
    Tweet me! @othersideofcool
    Rhi Most Recent Post…Spontanious Give-Away

    Reply
  8. Kim says

    06/02/2011 at 7:17 am

    OH!! And this after a migraine?? Ice is it lots! You poor thing!
    Kim Most Recent Post…As A Formerly Depressed Person

    Reply
  9. A Mommy in the City says

    06/02/2011 at 7:29 am

    Oh wow!! That looks painful! The car has gotten my finger before. They always win!
    A Mommy in the City Most Recent Post…The Proposal Vlog

    Reply
  10. Alison@Mama Wants This says

    06/02/2011 at 8:06 am

    Oooh, that is a huge bump. I’m wincing just looking at it. Headache, much? Damn car. Hope your head gets better soon!
    Alison@Mama Wants This Most Recent Post…VlogTalk – a Vacation to Remember

    Reply
  11. Dana K says

    06/02/2011 at 8:07 am

    DAYUM!!!!
    Dana K Most Recent Post…What are we growing

    Reply
  12. Teresa says

    06/02/2011 at 8:49 am

    OW!!! And to be head butted after? Double OW!
    Teresa Most Recent Post…Am I rushing this

    Reply
  13. Hannah says

    06/02/2011 at 9:15 am

    oof! That looks painful!! Zizzy fell while walking on the street and has the sister of that bump on her head. We had to give her Tylenol to bring down the headache.
    Hannah Most Recent Post…Small Successes

    Reply
  14. Natalie says

    06/02/2011 at 9:23 am

    OUCH!
    I’ve done that before, and it is NOT fun at all!
    Natalie Most Recent Post…Spread Bloggy Love

    Reply
  15. JoAnn says

    06/02/2011 at 9:42 am

    Hope you are feeling better today…that is a nasty bump.
    JoAnn Most Recent Post…What Now- Always Wondering

    Reply
  16. Lindsay says

    06/02/2011 at 10:10 am

    Oh my! You poor thing! That doesn’t look like much fun al all. I understand the confusion. Things seem to happen to me and I have no idea how. Haven’t received a goose egg like that yet, but I’m sure it’s coming.
    Hope you feel better! I think your hubby should be opening and holding your car door if he’s around from now on. Don’t ya think? It’s worth a shot!
    Lindsay Most Recent Post…Lean Libation- Mudslide Milkshake

    Reply
  17. MommaKiss says

    06/02/2011 at 10:29 am

    Holy Crap that’s a doozy. Good lord woman! owie!
    MommaKiss Most Recent Post…I totally thought today was Monday

    Reply
  18. Laura in Cancun says

    06/02/2011 at 10:38 am

    IT’S HUGE!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Reply
  19. Ali says

    06/02/2011 at 11:06 am

    Oh my goodness! Clunk! Why don’t you come up with a better story? Like how you were hiking up a huge mountain and got hurt saving a baby bear that was falling down the rock. You heroically saved the bear, but slammed your head on the ground.

    Reply
  20. Runnermom-jen says

    06/02/2011 at 11:39 am

    You poor thing!! And I cry when I watch the Elephant Man. Hope your head heals soon!

    Reply
  21. Leigh Ann says

    06/02/2011 at 1:54 pm

    That is totally giving me the willies. Ouch! I hate it wen I hit my head and never saw it coming. I usually look around to see if anyone was looking.

    Reply
  22. Sarah at The Stroller Ballet says

    06/02/2011 at 8:41 pm

    Ouchie! That looks like it hurt :(. My toddler was head butting me this evening, too. Strangely, she didn’t seem to find it painful?!?!

    Reply
  23. Natalie says

    06/02/2011 at 9:59 pm

    That definitely is going to leave a mark! OUCH! Hope you poor little head is doing better…dang that car!
    Natalie Most Recent Post…On a Serious Note

    Reply
  24. Jessica says

    06/02/2011 at 10:13 pm

    Ouch. You should really stop getting in bar fights.
    Jessica Most Recent Post…VlogTalk- Vacation to Remember

    Reply
  25. the sweetest says

    06/02/2011 at 11:16 pm

    Whoa, that’s a real doozie. Arnica gel!

    Reply
  26. Paulette says

    06/03/2011 at 7:32 am

    Ouchies!
    Paulette Most Recent Post…Hopelessly Klutzy

    Reply
  27. Rusti says

    06/06/2011 at 12:51 pm

    oh Kate!!! OUCH!! that looks painful! I hope you’re feeling better and that it’s not so swollen and tender as I’m assuming it was at first… OUCH OUCH OUCH!

    Reply
  28. Cam Bibs&Baubles says

    06/06/2011 at 3:32 pm

    what in the world? I hope your head is feeling and looking better! car will win -duly noted!
    Cam Bibs&Baubles Most Recent Post…One Brave Chica

    Reply

Leave a Reply Cancel reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

CommentLuv badgeShow more posts

Change Your Life!

Mommy Monologues Button

Button

Mommy Monologues Button

@MommyMonologues

Advertisers

Mommy Monologues ButtonMommy Monologues ButtonMedia Kit Smash Online CourseMommy Monologues Button

These are affiliate links, meaning if you purchase this product by clicking on one of the ads, I receive a small commission. I use/have used each & every one of these products on my blog & have been beyond happy with them, otherwise I would not be advertising them here. If you have questions about them, please email me.

Click Here to Make Your Blog Better

Mommy Monologues Button

My Communities

Arkansas Women BloggersHerding Cats

About Kate

About Me

Hello, I'm Kate, author behind the blog & matriarch of chaos, meal planning, family entertainment, & everything in between in the Mommy Monologues family. I started this blog in March of 2010 as a new mom and was looking for an outlet while trying to figure out motherhood. Blogging was great, exciting, new, wonderful & an awesome … [Continue Reading]

Subscribe to Updates

Enter your email address:

Delivered by FeedBurner

Mommy Monologues Button

Copyright © 2023 · Delightful theme by Restored 316 · Built on the Genesis Framework

Copyright © 2010-2014 · Mommy Monologues ALL RIGHTS RESERVED · Disclosure/PR · Contact