A. I live to drive my OCD husband nuts. B. It’s a built in burglar system. Who needs ADT or Brinks Home Security when you have all kinds of shit toys in the floor that are so hazardous they can be used to deter all criminal from ever breaking into the home. I don’t need […]
Some Awards to Hand Out
THANK YOU TO KRISTEN @ LADYBUG BLESSINGS for this award! THANK YOU TO MAMA INSOMNIA FOR THIS AWARD! I’m supposed to give 14 random things about myself (7 for each award):1. Wife Swap cracks me up. I seriously have no idea where this show finds all these “interesting” people with such “diverse” backgrounds. By interesting & […]
Happy Saturday!!!
I used to post every.single.day. Then on Saturdays & Sundays the memes I participated in were shut down. Then I was left with no idea of simple posts that I could do over the weekends. So today I decided to share all the latest blog designs that I’ve done in the last few weeks. To […]
I never EVER want to be a teacher!
I would make a TERRIBLE teacher! I hear that people whose ONLY motive to be a teacher is because they want summers off so they can go kick it at the beach does not a good teacher make. Yeah, I’d be one of those teachers. “Okay, okay, when can I get rid of these creatures […]
You Know You’re a Mom When…
Your kid wakes up at 5 am & you want to die. He, amazingly enough, is actually happy & fine playing by himself so you put him the floor with a few toys. You make sure that the kitchen has all the baby gates up so he can get to the dangerous stuff under the […]
Our Window Friend
I’ve already told you all about how amazing I thought that my neighborhood was when I was growing up in this blog post. But I forgot to tell you about one of the best characters. I started going to school in the first grade. My dad drove me to school everyday. On the street that […]
Welcome Jamie!
Hello Jamie & Welcome to Mommy Monologues! Jamie is great-she has a phd (she explains in what further in the post, I don’t want to give it all away), she leaves amazing comments that make me feel so uplifted, & she writes a great blog! I hope that you will all leave her some AMAZING […]
Is Online Socializing REAL socializing?
Yesterday, I was watching The View. I love to watch the view, but only on the days there are hot topics. I never watch when they aren’t discussing things that just really tick me off-I think I’m secretly addicted to just getting blood boiling pissed off at all the different opinions. I love to hate […]
Ten Things
Ten Things on my Mind This Week: 1. I have GOT to start going to bed earlier.2. I have a busted computer.3. I made a guy at Sony almost cry yesterday & I’m not super proud of it. 4. I actually love the designs I’m doing for two gals!5. I did a “no computer” day […]
Sisters & Brothers
Mama tells me that I used to call Maryann my baby doll. The most notorious story of the two of us was when I convinced Maryann that I needed to cut her hair. I was four, she was two. So you can only imagine how lovely the haircut turned out. My mom said that Maryann […]
